**SUGGESTIVE LYRICS** 5 5 5 5 5 7 -7 6 Cav-iar comes from vir-gin stur-geon 5 5 5 5 5 7 -7 Vir-gin stur-geon's a mighty fine fish 8 8 -8 -7 7 7 -7 6 Vir-gin stur-geon needs no ur-gin' 5 -5 6 5 4 -4 5 That's why cav-iar is my dish! 2. I fed caviar to my Lady She was a virgin tried and true Now that virgin needs no urgin' Now there's nothin' she won't do! 3. The oyster's a prolific bivalve Keeps its' innards in its' shell, How they diddle is a riddle, But they do, so wotthehell! 4. Every living thing will do it Without making lots of fuss When they do it, they don't rue it, So my darlin', why not us?