Автор мелодии: Paul Thorn
Did you e-ver have one of those days,
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Where no-thin goes right,
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Your wife starts bitch-in' a-bout what-e-ver it was,
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She was bitch-in a-bout last night.
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So you es-cape in-to the bath-room,
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And you sit there on your throne,
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But af-ter you've fin-ished your bus-ness,
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The toi-let pa-pers gone.
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Припев:
Well its a great day,
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For me to whoop some-bod-y's ass,
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It's a bad day, so you bet-ter get off my back,
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You might get cold-cocked, if you cross my path,
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Well it's a great day,
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For me to whoop some-bod-y's ass.
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Well I was running late for work,
So I poured me some coffee to go,
And just before I had my flat tire,
I spilled it all over my clothes,
When the highway patrolman pulled up,
I thought help was on the way,
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand,
He shot me with pepper spray.
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Well I finally made it to work,
I was fifteen minutes late,
I told my boss about the flat tire,
He fired me anyway,
So here I am out in the parking lot,
Just waiting by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a good bye present,
That he won't never forget.
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