Why Don’t You Get A Job

VERSE 1:

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My friend's got a girlfriend 
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man he hates that bitch
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He tells me every day
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He says,'Man I really gotta lose my chick
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In the worst kind of way

VERSE 2:
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She sits on her ass
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He works his hands to the bone
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To give her money every payday
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Well she wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS:
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I won't pay, I won't pay ya
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job

VERSE 3: 
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I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
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To keep her bill collectors at bay
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I guess all his money well it isn't enough
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Cause that girl's got expensive taste

CHORUS:
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I won't pay, I won't pay ya
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job

VERSE 4:
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Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
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But hey man free rides just don't come
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along every day

VERSE 5:
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My friend's got a boyfriend 
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and she hates that dick
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She tells me every day
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He wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS:

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I won't pay, I won't pay ya
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job

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I wont give you no money
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I always pay
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Now now why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way
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No wa-a-a-ay
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Now now why don't you get a job