Pomp and Circumstance

7     -6* 7   -7   6    -5
5     -4  5   -5   -3

-4    5* -5    6   -7    -5 
7    7 -6*  6    -5



7     -6* 7   -7   6    -5
5     -4  5   -5   -3

-4    5* -5    6   -7    -5 
8     8 -8    -7  7



6   -6* 7  -7  -5  -7
3  4 -4  -3  3

Repeat until audience either falls asleep or goes stark raving mad.