Credit Card Song

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I’ve got a col-or telly and a brand new
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Car a countdown suit and a big cigar.
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Life’s been ea-sy and I’ve gone far
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Since I got my cred-it card. Credit card,
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Oh, credit card. Since I got my cred-it 
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Card. It’s your credit card o-ho yeah,
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It’s your credit card.


Well, I’ve got my strength and I’ve
Got my health I’ve got access to untold
Wealth I eat in style and it’s all free
Til Diner’s Club catch up with me

I want credit where credit’s due
I don’t have to pay if I don’t want to,
I don’t worry, I don’t pay
I Barclay card my bills away.
Bills away, bills away, Barclay card my
Bills away.

Well, I got a bank statement the other day
Dreadful sorry but I can’t pay,
Mister banker, don’t be hard,
Stick it on my credit card
Credit card, oh credit card, stick it
On my credit card

Well, I’ve got a rubber pound and
A rubber neck, I’ve got a book of
Rubber cheques.  I keep the bank staff
On their guard, with my bouncy, bouncy
Credit card
Credit card, oh credit card, bouncy,
Bouncy credit card

Now you may laugh as I sing this song;
I bet you won’t be laughing long.
The reason why my life’s not hard:
I’ve been using your credit card
Credit card, oh credit card, I’ve been
Using your credit card

It’s your credit card, oho yeah,
It’s your credit card.