Asshole from El Paso

by Kinky Friedman

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We don’t have no love ins in El Paso 
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 We don’t go to porno picture shows 
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 We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors 
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And we keep our kids away from Mexico. 
 
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And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso 
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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
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And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. 
  
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We don’t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
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God and Lone Star beer are things we trust. 
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We keep our women virgins ‘til they’re married 
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So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us. 
 
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And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso 
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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos 
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 And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.