I Am Cow

Автор Arrogant Worms

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I am Cow, hear me moo,

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I weigh twice as much as you,

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And I look good on the bar-be-cue;

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Yo-gurt, curd, cream cheese and but-ter's

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Made from li-quid from my ud-ders;

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I am Cow, I am Cow,

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Hear me moo-oo!


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I am Cow, eating grass,

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Me-thane gas comes out my ass

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And out my muz-zle when I belch;

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Oh, the o-zone layer is thin-ner

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From the out-come of my din-ner;

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I am Cow, I am Cow,

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I've got ga-as!



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I am Cow, here I stand,

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Far and wide up-on this land

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And I am liv-ing e-very-where;

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From B.-C. to New-found-land,

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You can squeeze my teats by hand;

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I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Co-ow!

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I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Co-ow!