Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw

WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW
By M. Gardens
Jimmy Buffet
Key: D

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I real-ly do ap-pre-ci-ate
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The fact you're sit-ting here
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Your voice sounds so won-der-ful
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But your face don't look to clear

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So bar-maid bring a pitch-er
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An-oth-er round of brew
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Hon-ey why don't we get drunk and screw

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Why don't we get drunk and screw
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I just bought a wa-ter-bed
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It's filled up for me and you

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They say you are a snuff queen
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Hon-ey I don't think that's true
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So why don't we get drunk and screw

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Why don't we get drunk and screw
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I just bought a wa-ter-bed
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It's filled up for me and you
 
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They say you are a snuff queen
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Hon-ey I don't think that's true
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So why don't we get drunk and screw
 
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Yah now ba-by.  I said
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Why don’t we get drunk and screw