The Grand Piano Band (part one)

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If you can’t strike up a tune 
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upon a contrabassoon:
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if you don’t know how to toot
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upon the trumpet or flute 
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and if piano’s your favorite 
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I  bring good news
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to you to day


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you really don’t have to own
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A clarinet  or trombone: 
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You needn’t go out and get 
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yourself a shin-y cornet; 
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You needn’t play a horn at all! 
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You only need to heed this call!

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