REAL LIVE GIRL 7 -7 7 -7 -6 6 7 -7 7 -7 Par-don me miss, but Ive nev-er done this -6 6 -6 -6 -6 With a real live girl. 7 -7 7 -7 -6 6 7 -7 7 -7 Strayed off the farm with an act-u-al arm- -6 6 -6 -6 -6 Full of real live girl. 8 -8 8 -8 7 -8 8 -8 8 -8 Par-don me if your af-fec-tion-ate squeeze 8 -8 8 -8 7 -8 8 -8 8 -8 Fogs up my gog-gles and buck-les my knees. 7 -7 7 -7 -6 -7 -6 I'm sim-ply drowned in the sight 6 -6 -7 7 -8 8 -6 -6 -9 And the sound and the scent and the feel -6 -6 -8 8 8 7 Of a real live girl. REPEAT